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you'll never know what to expect from me~ it can be the wierdest thing ever.. but it'll be awesome! or not...
(Source: cintirela, via martinhafloree)
Cow stop
Cow what are you doing
Cow you can’t fly
Cow stop that
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM COW, YOU FLY IF YOU WANT TO
[S]Cow: Ascend.
^^^^^ I died.
(Source: mysteriuminiquitatis, via linduuh)
actually
oh
oh…
good to know
WHAT?
hMMMM
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ah yes. and let it be known.
My whole existence has been a lie.
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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
america: 1
britain: 0
notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
actually canada really really hates its neighbour
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(via tempurral-shenanigans)
NO.
YOU’RE WRONG.
DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.No, it wants you to spell the right way
THE AMERICAN WAY
america just stop
you can’t stop freedom
(Source: hyannah, via fuckthisimaunicorn)
I walked downstairs to talk to my mom
and she was crying
because her favorite show ended
she asked me if this is what fandom feels like
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Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
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